I suck at texting unless:
- I am in a relationship with you
- If you are cute
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
- I want you in my bed
Even if we’re colse as fuck you still getting late responses lol
Amen.
(Source: mssukeekai)
when my mom is bitchin’
she mad for no reason like
im like, the fuck?
she says “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?”
im like “wait, me?”
then she’s like
so i run to my room like WTF!
lmfao.
ROTFFFFFL!
LOOOOL
(Source: ineedmauiwowie)
